cadaver, Clay, corpse, remains
besotted, blind drunk, blotto, cockeyed, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, tight, wet
rigid
buckram, starchy
potent, strong
firm, steadfast, steady, unbendable, unfaltering, unshakable, unwavering
stiffly